The Snooty Frenchman Debuts

Oui Oui.
Snooty Snooty.
'Ello America, I 'ave arrived.
A brand new set of ninny knickers and one lovely red ascot, straight off 'ze boat.
America ees a silly place.
France ees a silly place.
I 'ave a silly moustache.
We will get along famously.
Or else.
Zat ees all.