Oui Oui.
Snooty Snooty.
Patooty.
Bafooty.
Aha, ahaha.
'Ze most marvelous thing happened to me. Tonight.
'old on, I must have tasty snacks.
'Zer is nothing better 'zan tasty snacks.
Mm. Green Bean Crisps and Tostitos Con Queso.
Almost as good as Tom Selleck.
Aha, ahaha.
I was out celebrating weeth Timmy about reinventing 'ze mustache in America, and we saw 'ze most marvelous establishment.
It was called "Mustache Ride" and all 'ze men had some sort of mustache. I assume some of 'ze ladies were wearing fake ones,
'zo I cannot seem to recall any at 'ze moment.
Everyone was so friendly! I did not 'ave to fill my glass once 'ze entire night!
I love America!
Ah, 'zis queso is delicious. I think it's cheese. My fingers are like tiny vienna sausages.
And on 'ze way out, 'zis man with one of 'ze finest mustaches I had ever seen offered me an American cigarette. And a ride on his motorcycle for 1 dollar. On his handlebars or some rediculous part I declined 'ze ride (so unsafe!), and complimented 'is leather.
Ah 'ze cigarette! It made me so 'ungryyyyy.
I can hear my eyelashes. Aha, hahaha.
Ahh, I must go. 'Ze fridge... It beckons me.
Adieu!
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