Sunday, November 25, 2007

I 'Ave Come To Save 'Ze Day.

Oui Oui.
Snooty Snooty.

(Sigh).
I am brilliant.
I am all that AND a bag of tart lemon crisps!
Bow to me, but don't kiss my feet. 'Zey are gross.

I 'ave decided to save 'ze mustache in America.
My strategy:
Every week I will peruse the interweb searching for one worthy of 'ze honorable title of "Mustache of 'Ze Week".
It WILL become a sensation.
It WILL become a hit.
I WILL be renowned as 'ze savior of 'ze king of all facial hair, and crowned in glory by fuzzy lipped men with class, with style... with dignity.

As you can see I 'ave begun 'ze tradition already, and 'ze more than rightful king of coarse brown curly goodness is the one, the only, that 'airy beast of a man is Tom Selleck.
Week two 'as marvelously delicious shoes to fill.

I am a genius.
Thank me with bloques of cheese, and kibble treats for Timmy.

'Til Next Time-

The Snooty Frenchman.

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